ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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