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Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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