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It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody knows your name.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
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