ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your therapist said set boundaries.
You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m. to explain it for forty minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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