ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You pre-ordered it for the cape.
The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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