ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The in-office lunch is optional.
The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is writing down who didn't come. Then who did, but looked replaceable.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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