ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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