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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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