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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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