ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Children are a blessing.
They're also why the remote is in the bin and your savings are in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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