ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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