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Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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