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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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