ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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