ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some days you're the pigeon.
Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who you were either.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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