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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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