ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
There's someone out there for everyone.
Yours married someone else in 2019. They look happy.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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