ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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