ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The battle pass costs £9.99 a season.
Your childhood cost nothing and had better rewards.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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