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Don't settle.
Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
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- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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