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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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