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Abs are made in the kitchen.
So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
— Zack, unqualified
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- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
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- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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