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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 4 SEPTEMBER 1982
You left them on read "to be mysterious".
They didn't notice. They were also being mysterious. You're now two mysteries who will never speak again.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
  2. Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
  3. Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
  4. Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
  5. You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
  6. Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
  7. Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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