ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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