ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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