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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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