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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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