ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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