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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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