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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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