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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're "taking a social media break".
You announced it on social media. Twice. With a carousel.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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