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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Hard work pays off eventually.
It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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