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Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone.
Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do Not Answer".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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