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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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