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WEDNESDAY, 7 DECEMBER 1983
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
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- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
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