ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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