ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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