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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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