ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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