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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up.
Eleven kilometres later you'd caught three pigeons, a cold and a physio waiting list that will outlive the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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