ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "on a gap year".
It's your third.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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