ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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