ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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