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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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