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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
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- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
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- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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