ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every great company started in a garage.
Yours will end there too. The car's been living outside since launch.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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