ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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