ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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