ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The house will be tidy again one day.
The day they move out. Tidy, silent, and you'll hate every inch of it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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