ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen.
It will still be on that wall long after your name is off the door.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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